In a bold move to revitalize British politics, Members of Parliament have announced an innovative approach to resolving legislative conflicts: a nationwide Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament. Dubbed “RPS Initiatives for Change,” this…
In a revelation that has sent shockwaves across the culinary world, a group of scientists from the International Institute of Vegetable Mysteries (IIVM) have disclosed a groundbreaking discovery: broccoli is,…
In a groundbreaking revelation sure to inspire couch potatoes worldwide, local man Tim “Spud” Taylor has claimed that watching sports on television burns as many calories as actually playing them.…
In a cosmic twist that could only be described as “out of this world,” NASA scientists have detected bizarre signals emanating from the Red Planet, only to discover that Martian…
In a shocking turn of feathery events, seaside towns around the globe are witnessing an unprecedented avian phenomenon. Seagulls, known primarily for swiping chips and their aerial acrobatics above unsuspecting…
In a groundbreaking announcement from the world of automotive technology, self-driving cars have hit a new milestone: they are now officially better at nagging you than driving. According to recent…
In an unprecedented feat of frustration and futility, a gamer known only by his online alias, “RageQuitRandy,” has etched his name into the annals of history by setting a world…
In a bizarre twist that has left cyber security experts both amused and alarmed, a new scam has emerged where cyber criminals are no longer phishing for financial details, but…
In an unexpected move that has left cybersecurity experts collectively facepalming, the notorious hacker group known as ‘Digital Whizkids’ has announced their plan to go legit. Trading in balaclavas for…
In a turn of events that has left both sports enthusiasts and household cleaning product manufacturers bewildered, the local curling team, the Frosty Sweepers, have inadvertently created what is now…