In an unexpected turn of events at the 2023 Beach Soccer Championship in Brighton, a seagull named Steven has soared to fame after being credited with the championship-winning goal in…
In an astonishing breakthrough in automotive technology, self-driving cars have officially entered the realm of road rage. Engineers at the cutting-edge tech company, Autopilot Pioneers, have announced that their latest…
In a world where beauty secrets are more guarded than the Crown Jewels, a new trend has emerged, purportedly promising to transform your face into a sight worthy of an…
In a surprising twist that has left both the scientific community and blockbuster film enthusiasts in stitches, researchers at the Institute for the Exploration of Ridiculous Elements (IERE) have announced…
In a bizarre turn of events that could only happen in the far reaches of imagination, a clandestine group of squirrels has come together with a grand scheme to ban…
In a breakthrough as monumental as finally finding the end of a roll of cling film, a team of computer scientists at the prestigious Institute of Technological Shenanigans has unveiled…
In a revelation that has sent shockwaves throughout the world of high finance and beyond, billionaire tech CEO, Maxwell Moolah, recently discovered that his employees actually prefer traditional currency over…
In a bold and unprecedented move, the Prime Minister has decided to return whimsy to the heart of government by officially creating a new cabinet position: the Minister of Silly…
In a revolutionary breakthrough that promises to change the dining experience forever, scientists at the Institute of Culinary Nonsense have unveiled the world’s first edible plate that doesn’t just complement…
In an unprecedented signing that left fans and pundits alike trumpeting in disbelief, the local soccer team, the Springleaf Squirrels, has welcomed a rather large yet remarkably agile new member…