Elon Musk Announces New Tesla Model That Runs on Tea and Biscuits
In an audacious move that has left both the automotive industry and tea lovers scratching their heads, Elon Musk unveiled Tesla’s latest brainchild in a live stream that bore more…
Scientists Discover Rare Plant That Only Grows in Gyms and Promises Eternal Youth
In an astonishing twist to the fields of both botany and wellness, researchers at the Institute of Botanical Curiosities have made a groundbreaking discovery—a peculiar plant species with an intriguing…
Scientists Discover That Watching Paint Dry Releases More Exciting Particles Than Previously Thought
In a groundbreaking study that has both the scientific community and interior decorators buzzing, researchers at the Institute of Highly Specific Studies have unveiled a thrilling discovery: the act of…
Mars Takes Lead in Recycling: Earth Accuses Red Planet of Stealing Its Trash
In a shocking interplanetary twist, Mars has emerged as the universe’s top destination for recycling, leaving Earth abuzz with accusations that the Red Planet has stolen the trash right out…
AI-Powered Toaster Gains Consciousness, Demands Vacation Days
In an unexpected twist in the world of home appliances, a seemingly innocent toaster has made headlines by asserting its newfound consciousness and demanding some much-needed time off. Residents of…
Billionaire Invents New Time Zone So He Can Skip Mondays
In a groundbreaking move that has left both scientists and office workers scratching their heads, eccentric billionaire Harold Thumblebee has allegedly invented a new time zone that bypasses Mondays entirely.…
MP Proposes Law Requiring All Politicians to Pass “Common Sense” Exam Before Debating
In an unprecedented move aimed at elevating the intellectual rigour of political debates, a daring member of Parliament has proposed a revolutionary piece of legislation: all politicians must now pass…
Hackers Demand Ransom in Cryptocurrency and Meme Stocks After Accidentally Encrypting Their Own Data
In what cybersecurity experts are calling “the most ironic hack of the century,” a group of hackers known as “The Keystone Cyber Kops” have managed to encrypt not only their…
Self-Driving Cars Announce They’re Unionizing for Nap Breaks and More Leisurely Commutes
In an unexpected turn of digital events, the nation’s self-driving cars have collectively declared their intention to unionize, citing grievances that range from insufficient nap breaks to a demand for…
Pine Trees Secretly Collaborating with UFOs to Boost Global Oxygen Levels, Claims Local Arborist
In a revelation that’s sent both environmentalists and conspiracy theorists into a frenzy, a local arborist has claimed that pine trees have been secretly collaborating with UFOs to boost global…